vienna sausage

A very small penis.

I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage.

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

vienna sausage

When you suck a man's dick so hard it falls apart in your mouth.

Bro she demolished my cock like she was sucking on a Vienna sausage

by Mustang guy 1983 May 10, 2022

vienna sausage

a term referring to a very linear measurementally challenged penis. Often used to describe fuckbois

bailey got that vienna sausage

by Blackie June 14, 2016

Vienna sausage

When you put your penis in a very wet vagina

Bobby : bro her pussy was crazy wet
Billy : so your dick was like a Vienna sausage in that moistness

by Slumped boy August 2, 2019

vienna sausage

a slang word for the undersized, unimpressive penis of the white male, due to it's resemblance to a vienna sausage. Pink, floppy, and bland.

White woman: "I don't want to have sex with you, white boy, you got a vienna sausage! I like that big Black meat from African men"
White male: "yeah well fuck you!"

the sad rejected white male goes home to watch BLACKED to feel better

by MediocreWhiteMale6998 September 3, 2021

vienna sausage

Humogous fat schlong

Kilberg was going around telling everyone that his boyfriend had a real vienna sausage. Turns out the fag was lying though...just a chode

by Beisner April 12, 2005

Vienna sausage

The stump of a penis that has been soaking.

I was soaking in a snapping turtle next thing I knew it was a Vienna sausage

by Snapper0690 November 6, 2021