Vestavia

Rich, up-scale residential community south of Birmingham, full of artificial lakes, sidewalks, manicured lawns, spoiled people, and snobby spoiled brats, and adult figures who are more concerned with the look of their city than the actual problems. A Southern version of superficial places like Hollywood.

Vestavia Hills is like Wisteria Lane from Desperate Houswives plus The Hills on MTV.

Vestavia by LuckyLeprechaun May 29, 2010

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Vestavia Hills

A town of snobby rich shitbags who’s wives guzzle the poolboy’s cock while they’re at work. Everyone here condemns you before you get to hell and claims to be “christian” even though they are the lowest form of slime crawling the earth. Past times include: judging others, spoiling kids, having telephone pole lodged up asshole. If you send your children to school here, fuck you.

“Hey Bob aren’t you from Vestavia Hills?”
“No, I’d rather get in a fatal car wreck than associate with that place”

Vestavia Hills by DickLebow69 August 6, 2021

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Hedda Sandøy Vestavik

Hedda is very cool, very cool.

Hedda Sandøy Vestavik is a very cool person

Hedda Sandøy Vestavik by I am very kul May 13, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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