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A man that is so dumb that he doesn't even be online half the time, He plays games like L4D2, and roblox, But he looovess slender and, ack as friends, and they play games together, fun fact: Vesd's dick is 2 inches long EVEN hard, -5 inches flaccid, Awesome fact, Did you know he has a server with like 49 people? half of them are bots!
Vesd, You're so mid!
Vesd by Souththegamerthatisstinky January 20, 2023
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The REAL Vesd 

Is the smartest being alive. The REAL Vesd's face is very similar to Gigachad's face, some say Gigachad is actually the REAL Vesd's father. The REAL Vesd is considered the rizz god. The REAL Vesd works out 24/7. The REAL Vesd ONLY plays Left 4 Dead 2, nothing else. His dick is 6 inches long when hard, and 3 inches flaccid. REAL Vesd does not use discord alot since he touches grass daily. He also bullies a fat spoiled kid named Jesse sometimes. Pretty based I must say.
"Wow, The REAL Vesd is so cool I wanna be like him!"
"The REAL Vesd is my idol!"
The REAL Vesd by Andreithegamer70 January 23, 2023
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A level 70 Hunter on Arthas (US) Alliance in World of Warcraft . Full Epics featuring 4/5 gladiator pieces at the time of post (12-4-07). And many more to come. I spend most of my WoW time in bg's raping horde and topping all the charts (dmg, kills, killing blows).
Holy shit! Thats Vesdezar! Jesus Christ, RUN!
vesdezar by Vesdezar December 31, 2007
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