Vertimaid 

Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.

I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.

Vertimaid by Fat Zack 101 (Fat Zack) December 17, 2008

Vertimaid 

(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.

Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?

You: No i didn't

Vertimaid by Phill Dinter October 28, 2011

ventismaid 

the best person ever they are perfect in all sorts of ways and nice

ventismaid is the best

ventismaid by toshirotard March 26, 2021

Vertimato 

A tomato that is produced on a vertical farm.

The production of vertimatoes will improve the availability of healthy foods to urban dwellers.

Vertimato by Rob Tommins July 20, 2009

Verticaldrop

A verticaldrop is the verbal form of something known as: "dropping to zero" for either sobering up or losing everything.
"Drop To Zero"
The experience of when you are feeling like you have it all, then losing it all, after reality slowly starts to sink back in, step back as you drop back down to zero.....
A verticaldrop or v-drop (or either "vertical" or "drop" for super short terms) is when you either lose it all, or start sobering up.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: "dude, I'm coming off my highest peak rn."
Guy 2: "already on your vertical? Wow.."
Ex 2:
Guy 1: "dude, vdrop is already here, fuck.."
Guy 2: "this shit is strong as hell too, wtf!"
Ex 3:
Guy 1: "you're already at vertical??"
Guy 2: "yes, wtf!"
Ex 4:
Guy 1: "the verticaldrop just starting comin' in fast!!"
Guy 2: "this guy..."

Verticaldrop by CJ203 July 10, 2016

ventismaid 

the best person ever they are the perfect and nice

ventismaid the the best

ventismaid by toshirotard March 26, 2021