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Vertimaid 

Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.
I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.
Vertimaid by Fat Zack 101 (Fat Zack) December 17, 2008
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Vertimaid 

(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.
Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?

You: No i didn't
Vertimaid by Phill Dinter October 28, 2011

ventismaid 

the best person ever they are perfect in all sorts of ways and nice
ventismaid is the best
ventismaid by toshirotard March 26, 2021

Vertimato 

A tomato that is produced on a vertical farm.
The production of vertimatoes will improve the availability of healthy foods to urban dwellers.
Vertimato by Rob Tommins July 20, 2009

Verticaldrop

A verticaldrop is the verbal form of something known as: "dropping to zero" for either sobering up or losing everything.
"Drop To Zero"
The experience of when you are feeling like you have it all, then losing it all, after reality slowly starts to sink back in, step back as you drop back down to zero.....
A verticaldrop or v-drop (or either "vertical" or "drop" for super short terms) is when you either lose it all, or start sobering up.
Ex 1:
Guy 1: "dude, I'm coming off my highest peak rn."
Guy 2: "already on your vertical? Wow.."
Ex 2:
Guy 1: "dude, vdrop is already here, fuck.."
Guy 2: "this shit is strong as hell too, wtf!"
Ex 3:
Guy 1: "you're already at vertical??"
Guy 2: "yes, wtf!"
Ex 4:
Guy 1: "the verticaldrop just starting comin' in fast!!"
Guy 2: "this guy..."
Verticaldrop by CJ203 July 10, 2016

ventismaid 

the best person ever they are the perfect and nice
ventismaid the the best
ventismaid by toshirotard March 26, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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