Vermillion Hells!

An excalmation used by house Vernius when bad news comes their way, which is quite often. House Vernius is the royal family that controls the planet Ix in the book series DUNE by Frank Herbert and the extended series by his son Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

The emporer of the entire imperium is trying to murder your family and sieze all your assets...
Oh vermillion hells!
OR
Damn a paper cut! Vermillion Hells!