Venis cock trap
I fucked Sharon in the ass but forgot to use lube so my dick got stuck in her ass... She suck a venis cock trap.
Venis cock trap by Venus cock trap May 10, 2018
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Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe
When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse
"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"
Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023
Venus Cocktrap
An extremely hot chick with a very unkempt vagina. Much like a venus flytrap, she lures in her victims with attractive looks, only to horrify them with an agonizingly nasty cunt.
1. Mark: "Dude, I have thrush"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"
2."You gave my friend thrush...
With your dirty ass vagina"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"
2."You gave my friend thrush...
With your dirty ass vagina"
Venus Cocktrap by VaginalSclerosis December 20, 2008
Venus cocktrap
When you're taking a slash in a bush, and whip your foreskin back up real fast to capture flies under it.
"I was hanging a piss out west on my man retreat, when I snaggled a fly in my venus cocktrap."
"Ay, hell cunt. Get ya venus cocktrap on!"
"Ay, hell cunt. Get ya venus cocktrap on!"
Venus cocktrap by ChcocolateMilk November 27, 2021
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016