the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.
Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.
Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.
by Brooklyn Rake March 27, 2007
by etmydyk June 18, 2018
A peanut-butter and banana grilled sandwich. The preparation is similar to that of grilled cheese, in that the pan is greased and two slices of bread are grilled in butter, with both sides containing peanut butter and sliced bananas. Sometimes called a velvis.
Dude, I just ate a velvis, it was mad tasty.
Dude, I just ate a velvet elvis and broke out in hives. Guess I can't eat peanut butter anymore.
Dude, I just ate a velvet elvis and broke out in hives. Guess I can't eat peanut butter anymore.
by Velvis April 26, 2011
It's when you get a blow job by an old lady that takes her dentures out while you're dressed as Elvis
by tko23 December 14, 2011
A conte crayon or chalk drawing using white conte/chalk in a way that makes the drawing look too "slick," often as a result of using too much of the white.
This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.
This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.
I was just going to add a few white highlights, but I got carried away and my drawing turned into a velvet elvis.
by Hannah March Campbell April 05, 2006
anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.
Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009
When a person wears a full body black cat suit, then participates in a bukakke film as the recipient.
by Veg_tails May 12, 2024