Velliculated

To accidentally skip several essential steps of foreplay or escalation due to over-excitement, resulting in a clunky, uncoordinated sex that feels like trying to drive a manual car without using the clutch. Although, this is a type of uncoordinated sex, but the ejaculation leave you flabbergasted and both of the partners are in extreme state of pleasure at the end.

Overall, it refers to have "clumsy-but-amazing" sex. You skip the slow parts because you’re too excited, resulting in a messy tangle of limbs and accidental head-butts. It feels like a total disaster while it’s happening, but the finish is so mind-blowing that you’re both left shocked and breathless.

We velliculated so hard after our long-distance trip that we nearly gave each other concussions, but the payoff was easily the best we've ever had.

Velliculated by Willy Shakingsphere April 28, 2026

Vermiculated 

Destroyed, subjected to misery, or humiliated in a comprehensive fashion.

Yegorushka: Yooooooooooo, no wayy!

Lim: Bröthers, what's recent? I want to be included in this jöke.

Stos: Nothing, my guy in Fifa just vermiculated Igor's goalkeeper in the solar plexus and somehow didn't get red cardigans.

Vermiculated by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012