Velliculated

To accidentally skip several essential steps of foreplay or escalation due to over-excitement, resulting in a clunky, uncoordinated sex that feels like trying to drive a manual car without using the clutch. Although, this is a type of uncoordinated sex, but the ejaculation leave you flabbergasted and both of the partners are in extreme state of pleasure at the end.

Overall, it refers to have "clumsy-but-amazing" sex. You skip the slow parts because you’re too excited, resulting in a messy tangle of limbs and accidental head-butts. It feels like a total disaster while it’s happening, but the finish is so mind-blowing that you’re both left shocked and breathless.

We velliculated so hard after our long-distance trip that we nearly gave each other concussions, but the payoff was easily the best we've ever had.

Velliculated by Willy Shakingsphere April 28, 2026

Vermiculated 

Destroyed, subjected to misery, or humiliated in a comprehensive fashion.

Yegorushka: Yooooooooooo, no wayy!

Lim: Bröthers, what's recent? I want to be included in this jöke.

Stos: Nothing, my guy in Fifa just vermiculated Igor's goalkeeper in the solar plexus and somehow didn't get red cardigans.

Vermiculated by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018