velcher

One who takes place in velching. (The process of ejaculating in a mans ass, then sucking the sperm out with a staw)

Troolin is a master velcher

by Large Penis March 31, 2003

Horse Velcher

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.

Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.

by Edward Scissor Hands May 27, 2003

Horse Velcher

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

Jeffery Vercher

Quite possibly the greatest fra football player of all time. While beginning to play for varsity in the 8th grade Jeffery set the single season rushing record for the state of Tennessee, which he would proceed to break again in each of his next 4 years of high school. After putting up 1,276 yards of offense in his 8th grade year Coach Whittemore knew that his newest star RB was something special. Jeffery ran for 1,327 yards freshman year, 1,398 yards his sophomore year, 1,548 yards his junior year, and finally, 1,683 yards for his record breaking senior season Jeffery had set himself up with multiple Division 1 offers and the best running back in the history of Tennessee high school football.
In 2023 Jeffery was honored by having his #3 retired at fra

kid- "Mom, I wanna be like Jeffery Vercher one day!"
mom- "You can do anything if you believe in yourself son"

by washingtonfootballteamfan December 6, 2021

Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.

I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher

by David Valentine January 22, 2011

vulcher

A person who makes lame kills in an online game, usually when the opponent is low on health of fighting another player.

That guy is such a vulcher.

by The Maurauder May 27, 2004

vulcher

A person who shows exsessive attention or excitement towards some thing or someone.

Other forms:
vulch
vulched
vulchin'

Girl 1: That guy is totally checking you out!
Girl 2: Yeah, I know he's a vulcher.

I would have stayed but he was such a vulch

I totally vulched on her shoes.

I can't believe they are coming to town I am totally vulchin'.

by SarahEden August 2, 2006