Vegetable Sex 

When you have sexual intercourse with someone who physically cannot move or speak

I had some great vegetable sex with that retard Sammy the other day

Vegetable Sex by Man Man Miller and Finboy July 4, 2019

vagtable sex 

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

vagtable sex by mitch00uk March 28, 2015