Vegas Fogelberg 

Vegas Fogelberg is not only a man, he is a god amongst other humans. With his pig-powers and his big backhead nothing is able to stop him from stealing your girl. If you find a Vegas Fogelberg you must NOT call him by his nicknames "Vegas Fogelskit", "Vegbert" or "Galaxing". If you call him any of these nicknames you are in GREAT DANGER! He might seem scary at first but when you get to know him you will get all the girls in the world by just by being in his presence.

Vegas Fogelberg doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.

Vegas Fogelberg by Gustav Larson February 3, 2025