Vatican Assassin Warlock 

Charlie Sheen.

Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"

Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."

Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"

Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"

Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."

Paul: "WINNING!"

Vatican Assassin Warlock by KieferKhaos March 29, 2011

Vatican Assassin Warlock 

n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!

News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!

Vatican Assassin Warlock by loop zoop July 1, 2011

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock 

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Warlock Vatican Assasin 

What Charlie Sheen claimed to be on his hit Cooking show Winning Recipes.

Charlie Sheen: I am a Warlock Vatican Assasin
Entire World: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Retard

Warlock Vatican Assasin by Roger David Micheal Daniels April 4, 2011