Dipped in Vaseline

A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.

Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....

by 1FreshCat May 3, 2010

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial October 9, 2015

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL January 4, 2006

vaseline my wein

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.

I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!

by Not vexilitys April 27, 2018

Vaseline

She is irinas love. someone who irina is in love with and doenst want to admit it.

Person 1: Omg do you have any Vaseline??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??

by ittsmalaika June 3, 2021

Vaseline

cover or smear with Vaseline

Trader Joe’s Wants You … to Vaseline Your Teeth

by babypiratesnapchat2 July 27, 2023

Vaseline

The person with this name has a really great personality and but is little stubborn. most likely to be a Leo or Aquarious. They don't have any real life crush and they don't believe in love at first sight. You want to be like this person.

Vaseline is very good

by Mnsi November 25, 2021