Dipped in Vaseline

A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.

Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....

by 1FreshCat May 03, 2010

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vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial October 09, 2015

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A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL January 04, 2006

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Vaseline Swag.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 22, 2023

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The swag and confidence that pirates get after using Vaseline. Usually done in a ufc setting.

Vaseline Swag.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 02, 2022

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cover or smear with Vaseline

Trader Joe’s Wants You … to Vaseline Your Teeth

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She is irinas love. someone who irina is in love with and doenst want to admit it.

Person 1: Omg do you have any Vaseline??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??

by ittsmalaika June 03, 2021

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