doenst

An (intentional) misspelling of "doesn't", used to intensify your statement. Usually shows that you strongly disagree (or that you're a retard who can't spell properly).

*Guy One keys teacher's car*
Guy Two: Stop that, I know he's an asshat, but that doenst make it right!

by t.nu September 13, 2011

donest

More done then the most done

last night you were so drunk....you were the donest

by buckshotp September 29, 2013

Downstaged

You have been downstaged when someone in your group is always trying to upstage you and their plans are just not as good as yours.

We could have had back stage passes but Bob downstaged us, now were stuck with the nosebleed seats he bought.

by miss lizzy blizz October 2, 2009

Downstairs DJ

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes

She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.

by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

Lying Downstairs

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

Downstreet

It is to express approval in a cool ass gangsta way.

Similar to "That's RIGHT Bitch!"

Guy 1: "I wake up the birds. The birds don't wake me up"

Guy 2: "Downstreet!"

by hiiwiip November 22, 2010

downstater

An Illinois resident who lives in the lower 3/4 of the state - anywhere south of Chicagoland.

"Where are you from?"
"Chicago, what about you?"
"I'm from Dwight."
"Oh, you're a downstater."
"No - Dwight is pretty far north. It's only an hour south of Chicago."
"Hey, if you're farther than Joliet, you're a downstater."

by Ben Frey December 12, 2005