vagina vaseline

A solution for your other chapped lips

Your pussy so crusty, you need some vagina Vaseline!

by Morgasm Gillesbian March 29, 2016

Vaseline a drug?

This is the predecessor of Vaselphobia. This is where you ask the life changing question of Vaseline a drug? After asking this once or multiple times someone shall convince you that, "Yes, it is a drug". This shall go on to give you Vaselphobia.

"Vaseline a drug?" you ask. "Yes, on it right now!"

by Guxity August 2, 2023

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

Victor Vaseline

That one kid that likes anime a lot. Also enjoys compliments about how he looks like Frankie Munez. Also is a seaman. Enjoys long walks on the beach with his dog.

Wow Victor Vaseline really looks like Frankie Munez.

by Hello YAY May 9, 2010

Vaseline Swag

A typo for vaseline swab.

Vaseline Swag.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 22, 2023

Vaseline Swag

The swag and confidence that pirates get after using Vaseline. Usually done in a ufc setting.

Vaseline Swag.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 2, 2022

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 25, 2023