Neil: Pete had dropped five Viagras the other night, man, the dude was up all night, his cock looked like a varnished eel.
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!
by slickeel October 22, 2011
A sex game. To play buttery varnish.
a bottle is spun, the person it points to gets the bottle thrust up thair arse till they cum. Their cum is smeared all over their body so they are varnished, ppl then throw twiglets at them so they stik to the cum, trying to spell a word. the person is tied to an office chair and left outsid on a hill, if in 1 hour they have reached the bottom of the hill they are deemed "well dun" and are allowed bak inside to be raped by all the crew. its not fun for the person who gets the bottle, so they usualy get an orange to suk while this happens. usualy played int he armed forces.
a bottle is spun, the person it points to gets the bottle thrust up thair arse till they cum. Their cum is smeared all over their body so they are varnished, ppl then throw twiglets at them so they stik to the cum, trying to spell a word. the person is tied to an office chair and left outsid on a hill, if in 1 hour they have reached the bottom of the hill they are deemed "well dun" and are allowed bak inside to be raped by all the crew. its not fun for the person who gets the bottle, so they usualy get an orange to suk while this happens. usualy played int he armed forces.
lets play buttery varnish! - oh no! i got the bottle! aargh! it hurts ooh but the orasnge is tasty, but IT HURTS SO MUCH
by Philly the willy February 23, 2005
Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear
Boyfriend: im already on it dear
by joshinho April 8, 2010
Goth can use black nail varnish
Girls can use black nail varnish
Preps can use black nail varnish
Manson can use black nail varnish
So what?
Girls can use black nail varnish
Preps can use black nail varnish
Manson can use black nail varnish
So what?
by Negasable May 4, 2008
The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.
by duckshe March 7, 2017
by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023
This is the saucey brown collection of shit that gathers itself around the anus cavity of a woman, ending up on the body of the guy that assfucking her, as he bangs against her body.
by Bill W March 23, 2004