Kaia Black

Kaia is a blue eyed blonde hippie who has the most bangin body, she can pull any guy istg😭 she’s a really good friend and gets along with anyone. She is the sweetest human being I swear, kaia deserves the best and she has been by my side through thick and thin. I love kaia so so so so much, kaia if you read this I really appreciate you and thank you for being a good friend I love you
Who’s that hot blonde holding a bong?
That’s definitely Kaia Black
by Presrox103 January 09, 2023
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Schoonderwoerd

Schoonderwoerd is the last name of a hot blonde Dutch girl
Is that a Schoonderwoerd?

yes, obviously can’t you tell by her square jaw
by Presrox103 September 19, 2022
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Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 09, 2023
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Andy Karakoa

An “old friend” that I miss a lot. Andy doesn’t show emotion a lot and he doesn’t care abt me anymore but I’ll always be there for him. He also wants to kill himself which is sad #stayaliveplease
“I hear a motorcycle”

yeah that’s probably Andy karakoa, he’s a good friend BUT beware of worrying abt him 25/8 bc he’s fucken crazy
by Presrox103 January 12, 2023
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Diesel Varner

Diesel Varner is a sexy white nigga with a midget head and his toes are all big toes
You know Diesel Varner? Yeah my girlfriend does
by Presrox103 June 05, 2023
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