Vapor Lock

When you are totally out of shape and over exert yourself, to the point you can hardly breath.

Dan ran to get away from the cops, but he vapor locked before he got to his house.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

vapor lock

A sex act that involves a woman being penetrated by three men via the vagina, mouth and anus simultaneously.

she put in a great performance for a newcomer, but she seemed to get overwhelmed in the vapor lock.

by Steven Moreso July 22, 2006

vapor lock

Vapor lock is why men snore when they sleep on their back caused by their balls flopping over their asshole.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Scott was vapor locked.

by Household 6 November 09, 2007

vapor lock

Vapor lock is when you eat something hot (like hot salsa). After the first bite, your tongue goes numb and you constantly hiccup for 10 minutes. Then things settle down and you can eat the rest of your salsa then.

1- Matt are you OK?
2- No, I have serious Vapor Lock.I just had some (hiccup) of Andy's Fire Salsa (hiccup) and I am lit up (hiccup).
1- Can get you any thing?
2- How about some more salsa and later you can get me a snow-cone to cool my ass off.

by Mitchell man July 24, 2008

vapor lock

Another term for a heart attack.

That dude had a vapor lock and dropped like a sack of livers.

by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006

vapor locked

whe a woman has all her holes plogd by dics

she got vapor locked by three duddes last night

by jose leland November 23, 2003