vanity

The great affliction of the modern world. The unintentional judgement by one person of another persons suitability as a friend, associate, or future lover based predominantly on their appearance. A society/marketing driven concept

VANITY
A)"i need to look like this"( otherwise i will be rejected by SUITABLE people)
B)"That person LOOKS a freak"(this person must not have involvement in my life........... that person was so different from what i thought)

by p123 November 4, 2006

VanitY

A metal group located out of Clearlake California(sadly). it consists of an EPIC drummer Tyler Rose, a GREAT rythm guitarist Sean McAlister, a BOSS lead guitarist/ vocalist Jeremy Cremer, and a FAT but AWESOME manager Andy Vieira. "FUCK THE BASS"

guy 1: hey did u see VanitY, there epic.
guy 2: i know, i wish i was as good as them

by FatKidd69 January 11, 2012

vanity

Your personality;you as a person.

Don't attack my vanity.

by Jimmy January 21, 2004

vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

by DaveHill February 13, 2008

vanitys enemy

A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.

The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.

Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.

by Daily GDer October 29, 2010

vanity crush

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;

{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)

by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008

Vanity Shits

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

by MagpieDreams May 26, 2015