vanilla midget

A term created by Kevin Nash and popularized bu him and the Klique to describe workers who were good technical wrestlers but believed to be too small and/or boring to ever succeed on a large stage (Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Lance Storm.)

Signs of a wrestler being a vanilla midget are small stature, good technical wrestling, poor mic skills, and a rabid stubborn internet fandom.

Dean Malenko can put on a 5 star match to an internet fan but he's too much of a vanilla midget to ever main event a PPV.

vanilla midget by ActuallyknowswhatVanillaMidgetmeans December 12, 2007

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vanilla midget

a world used by kevin nash to describe the best wrestlers the world has ever seen in chris benoit, eddie guerrero, dean malenko,chris jericho, and others

why did kevin nash ever call them vanilla midgets?what a jackass

vanilla midget by vanilla midget August 20, 2006

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vanilla midget

Vanilla = Boring
Midget = Small

Used by the Legendary Kevin Nash to describe the oompa loompas Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Gurerro, ect.

Nash knew they would drive the fans away so heroically buried them for the good of the company.

Sadly the WWE started to push these losers and as a result ratings are in the gutter.

Eddy + Benoit = VANILLA MIDGETS!

vanilla midget by NashMark March 26, 2005

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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