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Vanilla Child

Someone that is very plain, not that interesting, dull or boring.
It is used as an insult and if they don't get it, point proved.
"She was hot but she was so dumb!"

"Arrh a Vanilla Child"

or

"Vanilla is my favorite flavour of ice cream"

"Its just a home brand vanilla ice cream, do you want any topping?"

"no."

"Best be leaving now vanilla child
by orri2000 October 20, 2009
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Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
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