Vancey Pants 

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

Vancey Pants by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Vance Pants 

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.

I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Vance Pants by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025