Van Bommeled

To accidently see the private parts of a family member, never to be unseen again.

I was at the pool with your uncle Ted, and I was van bommeled in the locker room when he pulled of his swim trunks.

by Daft Oneness August 11, 2018

Van Bommeled

To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.

'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'

You know when you've been Van Bommeled!

by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

vambommeled

When you can't unsee a family member's genitals.

"I'm pretty close to being vambommeled back here buddy!"

-Q

by JustYourAverageDragon August 27, 2017

Vanbummeled

When you can't unsee a family member's genitals.

"I was going to go to the park today, but I got vanbummeled."

by sassygamer08 January 5, 2019

Vambommeled

To be lead astray

I was vambommeled by Jack when he said he wasn’t going to Europe.

by Lil Red 1 March 14, 2022