Van Bommeled 

To accidently see the private parts of a family member, never to be unseen again.

I was at the pool with your uncle Ted, and I was van bommeled in the locker room when he pulled of his swim trunks.

Van Bommeled by Daft Oneness August 11, 2018

Van Bommeled 

To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.

'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'

You know when you've been Van Bommeled!

Van Bommeled by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

vambommeled 

When you can't unsee a family member's genitals.

"I'm pretty close to being vambommeled back here buddy!"

-Q

vambommeled by JustYourAverageDragon August 27, 2017

Vanbummeled 

When you can't unsee a family member's genitals.

"I was going to go to the park today, but I got vanbummeled."

Vanbummeled by sassygamer08 January 5, 2019

Vambommeled 

To be lead astray

I was vambommeled by Jack when he said he wasn’t going to Europe.

Vambommeled by Lil Red 1 March 14, 2022