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Vallenderism 

A view, observation or a thought as conceptualized by Mike Vallender.

Usually something that should be obviouse,nobody really wants to hear, but is often prophetically true
1 We are all going to die
2 Nobody ever has or will know what we are really doing here
3 whatever it was that happened, is what happened, don't feel there could have been another result, becuase there wasn't
Vallenderism by Mike Vallender February 23, 2004
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Vallensia 

Is smart and classy as hell, hilarious, inside n’ out beautiful, very nice person but also can be mean sometimes. She is a good cure for depression.

Independent girl. Her success is most important to her and nothing can change that no matter. Will grow up to occumplish many things in life. Has lots of haters but doesn't let that effect her accomplishments. She takes absolutely no shit from any goon and speaks the truth against all the bullshit all the time.

BEST FRIEND MATERIAL. She’ll always back you up and will be there for you in times of madness or sadness.

If she like u then u must be special and she will never give up and love the ones who love her. Super cuddle-abble. is crazy in bed, likes it rough, almost up for anything. can be mostly exotic and mysterious. Perfect body, perfect face and has a tendency to have a really big ass.
I need a Vallensia right now
Vallensia by peacexx November 22, 2021

vallensia 

Is smart and classy as hell, hilarious, inside n’ out beautiful, very nice person but also can be mean sometimes. She is a good cure for depression.

Independent girl. Her success is most important to her and nothing can change that no matter. Will grow up to occumplish many things in life. Has lots of haters but doesn't let that effect her accomplishments. She takes absolutely no shit from any goon and speaks the truth against all the bullshit all the time.

BEST FRIEND MATERIAL. She’ll always back you up and will be there for you in times of madness or sadness.

If she like u then u must be special and she will never give up and love the ones who love her. Super cuddle-abble. is crazy in bed, likes it rough, almost up for anything. can be mostly exotic and mysterious. Perfect body, perfect face and has a tendency to have a really big ass.
I need a girl like Vallensia
vallensia by karakura88 November 23, 2021

vallensia 

Is smart and classy as hell, hilarious, inside n’ out beautiful, very nice person but also can be mean sometimes. She is a good cure for depression.

Independent girl. Her success is most important to her and nothing can change that no matter. Will grow up to occumplish many things in life. Has lots of haters but doesn't let that effect her accomplishments. She takes absolutely no shit from any goon and speaks the truth against all the bullshit all the time.

BEST FRIEND MATERIAL. She’ll always back you up and will be there for you in times of madness or sadness.

If she like u then u must be special and she will never give up and love the ones who love her. Super cuddle-abble. is crazy in bed, likes it rough, almost up for anything. can be mostly exotic and mysterious. Perfect body, perfect face and has a tendency to have a really big ass.
I need a girl like Vallensia
vallensia by karakura88 November 23, 2021

vallencia 

Vallencia with 2 L , is far more superior than “Valencia” with 1 L. Vallencia is double the beauty and double the mean of a “Valencia”. Despite all that Vallencia is a true role model among women and is the god of all things that comes to food. She is very cute but in the same time very sexy. Her eyes could pierce right through your chest and into your soul and she can tell if you’re guilty or not.
That kid of yours is such a Vallencia for bringing all the boys in her backyard.
vallencia by meeepmoop November 25, 2021

vallencia 

Vallencia is a person who sleeps with atleast 5 animal plushies.
You’re such a Vallencia for bringing 6 plushies on the plane.
vallencia by meeepmoop November 25, 2021