A vagina that consistently promotes premature ejaculation. Confirmation of a vaguum can be achieved by a minimum of 5 seperate sessions of intercourse with the suspected vaguum, then 5 separate sessions with a control (non-vaguumus vagina) and a return to the alleged vaguum for 5 more separate sessions. If premature ejaculation occurs in 8 out of the 10 sessions with a 10% standard deviation with the suspected vaguum, and premature ejaculation occurs in only 1 out of 5 sessions with the control, or less, then a vaguum has been identified.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!