Vagouflage

Noun

1. When there are so many layers between your hand and her vagina, that it becomes impossible to find, almost to the point of being comical.

2. Vaginal camouflage

"Women who employ vagouflage techniques can be tricky, like locating the entrance to the bat cave."

Vagouflage by billebllunt December 28, 2013

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Fagouflage

Noun: The act of pretending to be gay in order to deter unwanted women or to fit in to homosexual festivities

Antonym: The act of being so in the closet you try to be straight.

Dude, this troll who wants my nuts is rollin' up. Help me throw on some fagouflage to scare her off!

Fagouflage by The Sullier December 11, 2010

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Fagouflage

speaking or acting in a deceiving manner that hides your true inner fag!

1. To hide his true inner fag, Tom Cruise implements Fagouflage by trying to act in action films.

2. Obviously your a fag, but why are you talking about fucking women?

Fagouflage by Chris America April 25, 2010

love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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