Vagouflage

Noun

1. When there are so many layers between your hand and her vagina, that it becomes impossible to find, almost to the point of being comical.

2. Vaginal camouflage

"Women who employ vagouflage techniques can be tricky, like locating the entrance to the bat cave."

by billebllunt December 28, 2013

Fagouflage

Noun: The act of pretending to be gay in order to deter unwanted women or to fit in to homosexual festivities

Antonym: The act of being so in the closet you try to be straight.

Dude, this troll who wants my nuts is rollin' up. Help me throw on some fagouflage to scare her off!

by The Sullier December 11, 2010

Fagouflage

speaking or acting in a deceiving manner that hides your true inner fag!

1. To hide his true inner fag, Tom Cruise implements Fagouflage by trying to act in action films.

2. Obviously your a fag, but why are you talking about fucking women?

by Chris America April 25, 2010