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vagina jelly 

The ooze that comes out of a vagina, where the girl doesnt know if its period ooze or yeast infection ooze.
Chanel pulled off her underwear and there were some crusty stains that were thick and disgusting. Then she barfed. She has some nasty vagina jelly.
vagina jelly by Dustin E. October 7, 2011
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Vagina Jelly 

when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.
I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.

That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.

I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.

Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?

Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
Vagina Jelly by tophieCC September 3, 2009

Vagina Jelly 

The blood that comes out of a womans vagina when said woman is on her period.
Damn, my Vagina Jelly was crazy last night
Vagina Jelly by TheDic-TionaryMan October 6, 2017

jelly vagina 

rubber vagina used by gay men who are kinda straight...cause they still like pussy.
Sean fucked that jelly vagina real good with his boy toy.
jelly vagina by jellvag February 1, 2009

Jelly Vagina 

Noun ; when your douche bag boyfriend has a jelly mold and porn on his browser at any given moment also known as total douche bag ๐Ÿ˜‚
Omg I found Danโ€™s jelly vagina launched in his bed frame. What a nasty pig!
Jelly Vagina by AliDogFace69 August 27, 2021

Vagina Jello 

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.
After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.
Vagina Jello by Extra Sloppy May 18, 2018

jellyfish vagina 

the event in which a womans vagina has tentacles and the ability to suck anything and everything in a close distance from it, including the male genitalia.
PERSON1 "dude, where's my car?"
PERSON2 "i dont know, where'd you go last night?"
PERSON1 "oh, well i parked at @#$$##@@#'s house and went to get pizza.."
PERSON3 "oh shit man, you didnt know? @#$$##@@# has a jellyfish vagina..it's probably somewhere in her esophagus by now"
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