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Vagina Blood Fart 

A vagina blood fart is a gastric explosion of blood through a pussy
when a girl tries to squeeze out a regular fart so hard that a gasball of blood shoots out of her twat hence a blood fart
Vagina Blood Fart by richie terrazas December 29, 2003
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Vagina Blood Fart 

A queef occuring on that "special" week of every month.
Fuck! It's a bitch tryin' to get a Vagina Blood Fart outta your sheets!

vagina blood fart 

The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.
Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.

I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.

vagina blood fart 

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef
man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night
vagina blood fart by cum gutter June 14, 2018

vagina blood fart 

when you sneeze on your period an d it makes a fart sound
oh shit i just queefed and im on my period

oh shit i just had a vagina blood fart
vagina blood fart by wowmomshome November 14, 2019

vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.
I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

festering vaginal blood fart 

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
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