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Vader Helmet

Slang for manmeat, cock, penis, willy, one-eyed snake, meat and two veg, party sausage, kojak in a roll-neck, etc

Associated with the shape of anti-hero Darth Vader in George Lucas's popular Star Wars episodes.
"Hey, man! Don't let your momma catch you playing lightsabre with your Vader Helmet or you'll feel the force of her Dark Side..."
Vader Helmet by Pangy November 17, 2003
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Vader Helmet

a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.
Vader Helmet by tom March 3, 2005

darth vader helmet

1. The underside of the tip of a penis. sometimes concealed by skin if the owner of the helmet is uncircumcised.
Man that slut was licking all over my darth vader helmet.
darth vader helmet by jordanc57 August 17, 2007

darth vader's helmet 

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.
- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.
darth vader's helmet by Andy June 23, 2004

Vaders helmet 

The top of a penis
John whipped out his Vaders helmet

Vaders Helmet 

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.
Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"
Vaders Helmet by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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