Vaginal Life-Support Unit. A wife or steady girlfriend who takes good care of you. VLSU is not necessarily intended to be derogatory, and can even be a compliment, but definitely does not describe the full skillset and value of a good woman.
Jason: Yo, Bobcat, your gf is really into you.
Bob: Yeah. She’s my VLSU.
Jason: I need to get me one of those!
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.