Person 1: Hey man, don't you ever just kinda vgh,gthyv,kthgtmhyhyj,b if you know what I am saying?
Person 2: Are you ok there bud?
Person 1: I have had 3 packs of weed this morning
An apparent loss for words. What often is typed when one is looking for meaning in ones life, looks away from keyboard and pursues the urge to hit the keyboard into Google search engine in the hope that the answers to the undefined questions become clear when 'enter' is hit.
"I have had a bad bad day. Nothing makes sense. I return home to sit at my computer. I am out of ideas of which to distract my brain. I know; why don't I just look away and smack a few keys?!" (does so. Sporadically types "vghvgh". Hits 'enter'.) Google search engine offers www.urbandictionary.com!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*