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vaccume

A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".
{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)

{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!
by Telephony September 3, 2013
mugGet the vaccumemug.

vaccum

A word presumably used by those who do not know that the correct spelling is "vacuum".
Guy: Hey, this vaccum really sucks things up!
Girl: Don't you mean the "vacuum" does?
by BostonLiz April 1, 2007
mugGet the vaccummug.

vaccum

A surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "vacuum".
{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åš#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some true douchenoozle vaccumed up light bulbs!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 10, 2021
mugGet the vaccummug.

vaccuming

a way of masturbation with stickin your penis in the vaccum attachment and turning it on suck to pleasure yourself
my vaccum makes me horny becuase i vaccum everyn night
by petesgay@bl March 26, 2005
mugGet the vaccumingmug.

Vaccum

The (definitely) proper way to spell vaccum
Hey, why do you spell vacuum as v-a-c-c-u-m?
Because it’s the proper way to spell it
That’s not how you spell i-
Shut up
Anyway I have I have to say vaccum in here to submit this
What?
by @nobodyisanybody January 17, 2023
mugGet the Vaccummug.

Vaccum

A person who your trying to avoid but sucks you back into talking to them repeatedly.
"Dude Ashley is such a vaccum to you!"

"Ugh I know, I promised myself I wouldnt talk to her but I couldnt help it!"
by Rachiebabe340 July 1, 2011
mugGet the Vaccummug.

Vaccuming

Were going to go vaccuming at my house!
by MVPersian January 27, 2010
mugGet the Vaccumingmug.

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