used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005

used tampon

penis of ill-repute

Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis

"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a cheating husband

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes

"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis

"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

ew

"I'm a literal used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022