Urinal Rule
If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there.If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.
A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.
A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.
Danny(walks into bathroom):*I'm gonna take urinal 1 since noonses in here*
Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)
Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)
Danny:*dies*
Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.
Non-bro:I was just greeting him
Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"
Non-bro:*dies in shame*
Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying
Brad:Cool bro.Anytime
(They initiate the bro five and dips)
Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)
Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)
Danny:*dies*
Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.
Non-bro:I was just greeting him
Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"
Non-bro:*dies in shame*
Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying
Brad:Cool bro.Anytime
(They initiate the bro five and dips)
Urinal Rule by Dat_Boi34-_- January 13, 2021
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