Urethra Franklin

After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.

I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.

by Shitonmytits January 23, 2017

Urethra Franklin

The act of inserting a sex toy or one’s penis into another man’s gaping urethra until the pain causes him to sing high notes.

Omg I’m so sore after last night bro...he/she gave me a Urethra Franklin

by Turbo Chode May 05, 2020

Urethra Franklin

When she eats a "Carolina Reaper" then gives you a blow job.

"Yo John did you here about Nick the outher day?..He hooked up with that hot chick from 4th period and she gave him a Urethra Franklin!

by 6Home-$lice9 January 26, 2019

Urethra Franklin

1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.

2. Another name for one's urethra.

1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.

2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.

by captainplanetBB1000 January 17, 2010

Urethra Franklin

A move involving one dick inside another (via urethra)

"I did a Urethra Franklin, and my p-hole is now the size of my b-hole."

by Alex Thomas Yarbrough March 15, 2008

Urethra Franklin

A male genital piercing, see also prince albert.

Now that I have my nips pierced, the next step is a Urethra Franklin.

by Gabe Nowicki September 25, 2005

Urethra Franklin

The inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.

Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.

Other Guy: How?

Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.

Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)

Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.

by insaneneighbor September 11, 2010