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#1: when answering to every question "ur mom!" or any other cliche sayings(ur face, ur dad ur sister ur grandama etc) and u get tired of it, ur dog is one of the endless possibilites.
#2: an animal related to the wolf which most of americans have for a pet.
#3: sumtimes dog or 'dawg' is used as a 'cool' name for a buddy.
#1: Joe:"hey why'd u ditch me?"
Moe:"uhh...ur dog!"
*Moe runs away.*
#2: Joe:"what animal is that?"
Moe:" a dog."
#3: Joe: "Hey!"
Moe:"sup dawg?"
ur dog by no one:(|) December 9, 2008
Words you can keep
when someone is being a strag
OMFG STOP HANGING OUT WITH STRAGS! UR DOG!
ur dog by caw king May 1, 2023

Ur dog a nignog 

The absolute pinnacle of insults. Immediately summons a black hole which rips apart our solar system.
Frank: Hey dude, ur mom gay.
Dan: Well, ur dad lesbian.
Frank: Ur granny tranny.
Dan: (sweating) Um, uh, well, ur grandpap a trap!
Frank: ...Ur dog a nignog.
(Dan is instantly ripped to shreds, molecule by molecule along with everyone existing entity in the earthen solar system.)
Ur dog a nignog by 5W00GY March 20, 2018

Ur dog bisexual 

Worse than ur mom gay AND your dad lesbian
Kim: ur mom gay
Susan: ur dad lesbian
Janet: ur dog bisexual

Kim and Susan die
@willoww.exe
Ur dog bisexual by Okk.willow March 13, 2018

Ur dog gay 

Possibly the most devastating words that could ever possibly be spoken by a human being, worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and even your granny tranny.
George: "Ur mom gay"

Peter: "Ur dad lesbian"

George: *On the brink of tears, using all of his might to conjure up the words* "Ur dog gay"

Peter: *Loses all fucking brain function and resorts back to a child like state, pisses himself and then fucking dies
Ur dog gay by Sexhaver2000 May 15, 2018

Ur dog a cat 

This word can change every single thing in the universe, even your existence.
Friend: Ur mum gei
Me: Ur dad lesbian4
Friend: Ur granny tranny
Me: Ur dog a cat
*World completely changes and wipes out all of humanity causing a change in itself causing everything to start over again from the beginning*
Ur dog a cat by Sam11803 March 13, 2018

ur dog log 

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.
John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished
ur dog log by Alossissea April 13, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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