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Uptown Funk 

See 'music induced headaches'.
I swear, if I had a nickel for every time I heard Uptown Funk play on the radio, I would have enough money to completely bail the U.S. out of its debt to China.
Uptown Funk by PurplePenguin007 August 8, 2015

Uptown Funk 

The famous song of 2015 featuring Bruno Mars
I love the song Uptown Funk
Uptown Funk by Bruh22470 January 26, 2015

Uptown funk 

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights
“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

Uptown Funk 

When a man walks down the sidewalk and onto the road and then proceeds to take all of his clothes off and throws it at a car which ultimately crashes. He then starts pointing at other people with his butt and shakes that pair of two planets harder than a chocolate milkshake at McDonald's (I drink that). All of a sudden, street girls and boys join him and they all start dancing and showing off their numerous differences. Eventually, a light comes out of the man and it shoots into the air. They all shake their butts until they die of utter fatigue.
Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?

Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away
Uptown Funk by fredbayrerooles April 13, 2019
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026