Upper Merion 

A shithole place. This place has a poverty, property crime rate, and crime rate overall, increasing each year. The schools are only good for academics but most of the classes are hardly taught, because of the kids behavior.

Man 1 “ Bro aren’t you from Lower Merion?”
Man 2 “ No Upper Merion.”
Man 1 “ Ew”

Upper Merion by JVon543 September 23, 2019

Upper Merion 

Also called UM, Upper Merion has gotten better over the years BUT. This year it is increasing by a lot. The schools arent too good either. There are 4 elementary schools, Caley, Candlebrook, Bridgeport, and Roberts. One middle school and one high school. Many adults want to move away from UM because of the bad influence of kids, the bad neighborhoods. Upper Merion lies about 20 mins away from Philly. It is in between philly and a small depressed community named Pottstown. There is a high drug trafficking, property crime rate, and the violent crime zoomed up this year. Prince Frederick St is in a neighborhood called Brandywine Village, not the best street and Brandywine isn’t the best neighborhood. You got Sweet Briar the area around Six Eleven and Angelos. Not the best place either. Mostly all the neighborhoods are crime ridden, drug ridden and MORE. Although on the bright side there downtown{ is becoming [urban each year with a high development rate. Just know where to stay out of in Upper Merion. And be home before dark because...

Person 1:“ Don’t be fooled by the fast pace developing Upper Merion town center.”

Person 2: “ Yea it ain’t all good here.”

Upper Merion by JVon543 October 4, 2019

Upper Merion Township 

A township that is frequently overlooked and almost unheard of due to its immediate proximity from the sprawling, tourist-attracting King of Prussia Mall. Located north of the filthy rich Lower Merion Township, Upper Merion could perhaps be the best place to live in all of the Delaware Valley since it is relatively affordable, in a good school district and ridiculously close to the largest mall in the country.

The residents of Upper Merion Township are literally surrounded by the most exclusive retail outlets in Pennsylvania and are thus extremely tempted to spend their money without hesitation.

Upper Merion Township by aquarius32 June 24, 2010

Upper Merion High 

Upper Merion High school is /not/ A bad school, despite what the other two retarded definitions might say. Hell, why does an obscure high school even have a definition? It's a nice place with a new laptop loaning system implemented in 2009, and that's about it. Bullshit on people who make those defs. on things they know nothing about.

Person on Urbandictionary: What the hell is this? Upper Merion High isn't a bad school, I need to make a definition that tells that it isn't what those posers say about my school.

Upper Merion High by TheTruthAboutUMHS September 19, 2009

Upper Merion High 

This school is so bad that even community college's look down on it. It's filled with the white kids who think that they are ghetto but are truly not and white girls who have black girl attitudes. The freshman girls are the biggest sluts ever. The worst thing about this school is that people are actually retarded enough to get drunk while in school but to make it even worse some are retarded enough to get high in school. This school is a complete JOKE

Comm College Teacher: Oh my god, you went to Lower Merion!
Student: No, I went to Upper Merion High.
Comm College Teacher: Ohh. (looks away in disgust.)

Upper Merion High by AField November 25, 2007

Upper Merion High 

Stereotypical American high school. A school of middle-class toolbags and stoners; kids thinking they are the shit, but really just suffer from major personality crisis.

- "Upper Merion High is a pretty dry school"

- "Shut the fuck up dude, this is how we do it in America!"

Upper Merion High by Denmark Dave June 11, 2006