UpFag 

Elitist internet users.

Fuck off upfag.

UpFag by billbertum January 27, 2021

uplage 

used to make your cat jump up on the sofa, or to move ppls legs who are lying on the sofa so you cant sit down

me: uplage cat!
cat: fuck off!

or
me: dude uplage
dude: nah

uplage by domizzle May 23, 2006

updage 

Update, the derp way

I updaged the grid layout

updage by Herpa_derp April 23, 2015

Upfart 

When someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away.

Scott: Damnit did someone upfart?
Rick: Wasn't me (runs away)
Jon: Holy S*** (dies)
Sandy: (Sleeping, and is suddenly woke up by horrible smell)

Derek: (smiling)

Upfart by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009

UFAG

The University of Florida at Gainesville (UFAG).

I can't Believe UFAG beat the OSU Buckeyes.

UFAG by raider1987 August 5, 2007

Upfall 

The opposite of downfall. A sudden gain or rise in position, power, or reputation.

Mark’s crippling gambling addiction suddenly became his upfall when he miraculously won 1.4 million on a slot machine.

Upfall by Mark’s wife June 23, 2021

Status Upvague 

A Facebook status update that is extremely vague and designed to solicit comments from people seeking clarification.

The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".

Person A: "Yo did you see Rod Johnson's recent status update?"

Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."

Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."

Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."

Status Upvague by Brian Dubya Oh February 20, 2010