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Unifaggot 

An old friend who, usually around freshers' week, instantly forgets every aspect of who they were before they attended university and embraces their new surroundings to the point of: forgetting everyone they hung out with for the past two decades; constantly updating Facebook with statuses such as

"OMG dontrmember last nite!", "fire alarm...", "Missed lecture this morning LOLOLOLOL" "cant wait to go back to Derp Uni, home sucks"; and endless blurred photos of one shitty bar.

You can try and remain their friend, but they've sadly become insular, inane, and boring within a few weeks. No cure is yet known, and these symptoms usually do not wear off. In time, the inane updates will move on to work and children. Expect to be forgotten, and then cut them out first, like a boss.
Oh wow, you stole a traffic cone last night? Amateur. That reeks of unifaggotry. Anyone can do that. Think big! I want a motorway exit sign on that kitchen wall!
Unifaggot by JJJJr. Shabadoo November 26, 2010
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UAFaggot 

Person who only wears Under Armor
Those 7th grades at are school are UAFaggots
UAFaggot by eman122195122195 November 16, 2009

Unfaggotified 

"Guys, i have to tell you something. I'm unfaggotified."
Unfaggotified by ZOMBIEPAWZ November 9, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026