Up to you

Used when trying to say "I don't frankly give enough of a damn to consider which you should choose, ask someone else." in a polite way.

Guy1: Should I listen to A or B?
Guy2: (indifferently and nonchalantly) Up to you.
Guy1: -.-

Up to you by derpderpderpherp January 24, 2011

Up to you

Wrong words used by an unalphabet girl that forgot how important words are.
She doesn't want to hurt her boyfriend but she is continuously using the bad ones without meaning them. She doesn't like to see her boyfriend sad and for sure she will cheer him up. She can read him as he can read her. They see each other.

She is also learning how her own unexpected pure autoexpressions without thinking anything in her mind can create a reaction on his boyfriend...

She only has eyes for him. He is the only one in her heart.

She is also very addictive to internet and needs to stop so she can do real staff in real life.

Lily loves Eric and made him missunderstand him: it's only up to you.

Up to you by Ayuryari November 28, 2021

UP TO YOU! 

A sentence used by a legendary man that has the power to kill people with annoyance

Dude: Hey wanna play?
You: Sure
Dude: UP TO YOU!
You: x_x

UP TO YOU! by Pizza_boy_jeff October 5, 2017

make it up to you 

A phrase said when someone makes you feel like horse manure and then acts like they are going to rectify their carelessness by doing something that would actually constitute a change in their behavior, when really it's just bullshit words that allow them to be forgiven until they repeat said horse manure behavior.

"Sorry I stood you up, I'll make it up to you!"

make it up to you by Jyezaaa January 6, 2017

It's up to you

The indecisive person's go-to when confronted with a decision they have to make. Next to 'it doesn't matter to me'. Rather than collaborate to come to a conclusion, they whip this puppy out to relieve all liability from them onto the other person.

'Should we stick with our original plans or go out with friend?'

'It's up to you'

'Any place you have in mind to go out to eat?'

'It's up to you'

'Music?'

'It's up to you'

'Paper or plastic?'

'It's up to you'

'Do you have any preferences at all?'

'Its up to you.'

It's up to you by bilbobags August 20, 2020

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. 

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

I'm up to you 

A phrase used to signify to an individual that you are aware of their current level shenanigans and believe that you have surpassed them in your level of shenanigans.

The phrase is best delivered in a condescending vocal tone.

Garfield: Hey! Odie!
Odie: Whats up Garfield?
Garfield: I'm up to you.

I'm up to you by technocrat September 5, 2011