unks

Used to define someone who is unknown to the present people/crowed, usually used in online competitive games.

please kick the unks from the game host, we want a gg!
or
lol did you see how i pwnd those two unks!!!

by GIgeorge April 17, 2008

Unks

An Unks is a mysterious entity similar the the elusive UNKALUNG and is almost certainly the victim of the politician wannabe uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner, Bigfoot. It can also be a affectionate way or nickname for an UNKALUNG that is a close friend. He is the most Unkish guy you will ever meet and enjoys Monday mornings at your local pub, literally manifesting there where ever it is. He is a great mate and will passionately kill anyone named after a drinking utensil; ie Straw, Straw, or Cup.

Hey, Unks, could you pass that salt

Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?

Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks

by UNKALUNG March 28, 2022

unksplanation

n. overly complicated or drawn-out explanation of something simple, often unsolicited

All I asked was where to find the jumper cables and my elderly neighbor launched into a 25-minute unksplanation of getting shocked when jump starting his car one time in high school.

by aww nnuts March 6, 2025