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United Patriots Front 

The Australian branch of global fascism.

The States have the KKK; the Brits have Ukip; the Aussies have the United Patriots Front.

They oppose non-whiteness and non-Aussie religion. Sorry I'm not talking about the Indigenous religion known as the Dreaming that goes back thousands of years in Australia, but the religion introduced to the country in 1788.

For example, Jesus wasn't born a Middle-Eastern man in a manger, but a bronzed Aussie with tight pecks, wrapped in an Australian flag.

If you understand the difference between an adjective and a verb, you needn't apply. All that matters is the flag, juicing up, praying to the ANZACs, hating anything not white and a lack of charisma.
The United Patriots Front is an emerging body of critical thinkers who have crafted a mythology about the way Australia is or was or should be or something. Like all white supremacists, they are ticked off with their own lives and are blaming anyone who believe in basic human rights for their misery.
United Patriots Front by witless January 29, 2016
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United Patriots Front 

The United Patriots Front (UPF) is a populist far-right movement based in Australia which opposes Islam. Although the UPF and its members deny being racist, their social media video rants and behaviour at protests suggests otherwise. The UPF leaderships is made up of militaristic narcissistic racists, and its followers tend to be uneducated bogans who feel disenfranchised under the current system of government and/or intimidated by people who have intellectual capacity beyond grunting.
"I'm going to a protest rally today organised by the United Patriots Front because I'm a racist bigot."
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