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under the bed pretty 

So ugly, you have to be hidden under the bed
(describing someone to a friend) He is what I would call "under the bed pretty"
under the bed pretty by HOHOHOMOS November 28, 2013

Under the bed she-shed 

That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.
Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!

red under the bed 

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)
Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

Put my suitcase under the bed 

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.
Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

Knock It Under The Bed 

knocking your shlong under THE bed.
Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE

Search under the bed 

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.
Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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