uncorking a vintage 

Masturbation with the utmost attention to one's pleasure and satisfaction.

Sorry I didn't answer the door bro, I was uncorking a vintage.

uncorking a vintage by headydead September 25, 2013

Uncorking the Red Wine

when someone rips out a girls tampon with his teeth and then eats her out

Kotch got so drunk and horny that he couldn't control himself from Elizabeth knowing it was her time of the month, so he took her in the bathroom and started Uncorking the Red Wine.

Uncorking the Red Wine by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010

Uncorking the Salami 

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.

"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"

Uncorking the Salami by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022

master of unlocking 

A notorious quote in the original Resident Evil for PlayStation when Barry Burton gives STARS partner Jill Valentine a lockpick. Also see wordJill sandwich/word.

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

master of unlocking by Death to Infidels September 27, 2003

uncaring 

a trait or quality of not giving a fuck; see chris whitney

The uncaring bastard never gave a damn.

uncaring by trippin October 9, 2004

Unicorning 

Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

We unicorned until the sun came up.

Unicorning by Diamond Cutter (Pres) January 20, 2005

uncaringness potential 

the total potential for apathy a person may have

I don't care about my uncaringness potential

uncaringness potential by whathappener September 16, 2009