A guy who smokes an excessive amount of new ports and marijuana and has a serious case of road rage and has a low tolerance for stupid drivers, red deaths, stale dutch masters cigars and bad batches of marijuana.
Wtf!!! no this fucker did not cut me off, ol he'll no passme my new ports and light that blunt clip. Passenger says chill dude stop being a total uncle ray
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"