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Uncle Eddie 

A young adult male who likes to smoke marijuana in mass quantities then proceeds to fuck someone's older sister, and then comes downstairs and proclaims himself "uncle eddie".
Younger Sister: Whatchya doin?!
Young Adult Male: I'm your new uncle eddie!
Uncle Eddie by Lil Ellen September 30, 2008
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Uncle Eddie 

When you bust a nut in her butt and yell, "Shitter's full!"
I gave your mom the ol' Uncle Eddie last night.

Uncle Eddie 

Older male, usually in his 40s, who gives off a creepy uncle vibe, hence the term "Uncle Eddie". Will take female friends to Vegas, but is often mistaken as their 'fun' loving uncle.

Nickname you give someone who you do not trust with younger children.
"No, Uncle Eddie, no!"

"thanks for the drinks, Uncle Eddie"
Uncle Eddie by nouncleedz December 30, 2013

Uncle Eddie 

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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