n. a condition characterized by the excessive accumulation and accommodation of fat people in a city and its businesses, e.g., Oklahoma City and Wal-Mart.
I knew there were plenty of fat people in OKC, but a third of the people in the Wal-Mart ride those motorized scootershopping carts. It's an urbesity epidemic!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)