Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019

Umpire

A person who fucks a team over a bad call.

Bottom of ninth two out runner at 3rd score 4-3 away team. Batters up 2-2 count ball right down the middle “BALL” the pitcher yelling at umpire for that. Another example, 2-2 count game on the line batter sees a pitch in the dirt. Umpire “STRIKE THREE YOUR OUT” why umpires are the worst part of baseball

by Hunter416 January 18, 2020

Mom

The most strictest parent around when your on a date she goes with u

I’m going on a date with u oh ok my mom is going

by Hunter416 September 07, 2019