Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.

Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*

ultrasound blindness by thePenciler February 24, 2010

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ultracon

A con that is hands down, a most seriously convincing one.

This trumpian ultracon is, in a way, a particularly American phenomenon.

ultracon by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

ultracool

An adjective referring to something / someone beeing just unbelievably cool.

This atoms are so ultracool!

ultracool by ultracool jest June 14, 2011

ultraporn

Porn restricted to individuals 54 years old or older.

For his 40th birthday, I got my friend a fake ID so he could rent some ultraporn.

ultraporn by Planet Express Ship March 23, 2007

Ultramoron

Those that dislike someone may think they are the ultimate or ultra moron. Also applies to people named ultramarine in mmorpg's on windrunner server. Ultramarine aka the ultra moron

Wow, ultramarine is being a bit more of a faggot today then usual maybe its that carrot in his arse or maybe he's on his rags again. What an ultramoron

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ultrapoop

A crap so large that it can only be defined as "ultra". This crap takes the cake of major craps. First it usually starts off as gas, then you might notice a faint odor as you accidently release what is known as a "wet fart". As you run to the bathroom you will probably have to take toilet paper and clean out the pudding that is left in your underpants. As you pull down your shorts and bend over on the toilet bowl, you release the most foul, disgusting ultrapoop of your life, losing about 20 pounds in the process. The stench has been known to decentigrate eyebrows.

(In public restroom)
Person 1: Dude, what's that smell?
Person 2: See the brown puddle in stall #4? I think someone made an ultrapoop!
Person 1: DUCK AND TAKE COVER!

ultrapoop by I like robots October 31, 2006

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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